He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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