So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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