So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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