dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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