ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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