Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize
