the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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