I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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