Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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