It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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