He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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