just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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