It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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