i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I just got carded by a ten year old.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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