you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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