Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
i think my cat just said my name.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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