and you said cock pushups were impossible
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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