It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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