Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
