my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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