i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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