David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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