Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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