All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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