It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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