its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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