This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
