I can't watch pbs sober anymore
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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