About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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