you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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