She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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