Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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