They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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