Buhtt sex?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
