I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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