if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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