defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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