Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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