Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
the raccoons are back...
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