so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
