I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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