Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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