Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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