White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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