Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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