I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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