question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
i out mim tonsoeep
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