your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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