Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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