I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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