I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I have aggressive nipples.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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